Translation: A cigarette shortens your life by eight minutes. A day of work shortens your life by eight hours.
Unlike their industrious Germanic neighbours in that economic powerhouse to the west, the denizens of this city are not known for embracing a strong work ethic. It's probably fair to say they're more embracing of an eat, drink, smoke and
Yeah, sounds about right.
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