It's something I suppose we've all experienced here, but this* is taking it a tad far, surely?
Granted, Heidi Agan's envy seems to be prompted by something other than the emotionally-charged, hormone-crazed, random-crying, baby-craving, cervical-position-seeking, innocent-pregnant-bystander-hating that feeds my own desires.
(And it's not that I'm saying, er... frocks aren't a perfectly good reason for envy. More just that Kate Windsor's frocks are not really my thing; however much I may envy her current status - pregnant, not princess - she wouldn't be my first sartorial inspiration.)
Anyway, I'm feeling comparatively well-adjusted now. Thank you, Heidi.
* I swear, I only read the Daily Mail when obsessively searching for baby seal rescue stories like this. That last one will have you in tears.